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Pete Parsons killed Destiny, so I built a tomato thrower
A $3 billion company died, and an hour later I had a machine that throws tomatoes at anyone. Some faces deserve it.
A $3 billion company died, and an hour later I had a machine that throws tomatoes at anyone. Some faces deserve it.
Banned, not beaten. Meme Corp is back for real this time, with more posts, more bangers, and a lawsuit brewing over my stolen olive oil brand.
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new stuff when it’s worth sending. memes, field notes, the occasional intervention. free.
instagram banned my last 25k followers. this list is mine.
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