Pete Parsons killed Destiny, so I built a tomato thrower

So it's time to throw tomatoes at your enemies

A few nights ago I was doomscrolling X when the algorithm blessed me with some news.

It was about Pete Parsons, the guy behind Destiny 2. Basically, he took a $3 billion company and just... cooked it. Gone. Lol.

Naturally I went straight to the comments, because that's where the holy-grail memes live, and the news is just the appetizer. And there it was. The masterpiece. @Mariodude32 posted Parsons getting absolutely obliterated by tomatoes.

And my brain went: wait. waaaait.

What if anyone could do this? To anyone?

What if I built a Tomato Pelter on Meme Corp?

Think about it. You run into one of your enemies. What are your options, realistically? Fight them? Be serious, you're not Mike Tyson. You'd lose and it would be embarrassing.

BUT. You can take a photo of them, upload it to memecorp.com, and 30 seconds later you're holding a video of them drowning in tomatoes. REAL WIN.

And that's how the Pelter was born.

Took about an hour. Me, Claude Code, and a dream. Structure inspired by memelord.com (go visit, it's great, I owe them everything).

So here I am, happily pelting people with tomatoes, and honestly? You should too. Next time someone you can't stand tweets something dumb, grab their pfp, run it through the Pelter, reply with the video.

Love,

Francesco